David Mark Griffin better known as Pa Griff is the insane dad of James Griffin.
Though James never admits to anything, it is widely accepted that Pa Griff is a psychotic, deranged, inexplicable man that constantly does and says bewildering things and abuses Jim.
Hobbies and Interests[edit | edit source]
Pa Griff is obsessed with the fighting video game series Clayfighter (particularly Clayfighter 2: Judgment Clay), Guns N Roses (particularly members Axl Rose and Slash), Christianity, and the TV series Friends. Pa Griff has went to insane lengths to prove his devotion to each of these, illustrated by some of the following examples:
- Getting a tattoo of Axl Rose's face on his face
- Changing James's name multiple times to various Clayfighter characters
- Selling the Griffin family house to pay for a server to host his handdrawn Clayfighter characters that he would sell to James
Religion[edit | edit source]
Pa Griff is a devout Christian, though, his actions frequently contradict the word of Christ. Examples include:
- Sex with stray dogs
- Releasing a torrent of profanity when he hears James recording songs with bad songs in his room and breaking all of his bones
- Proposing his son's hand in marriage
- Doing an eye for not an eye by stabbing out James' eyes for blinking too much
Love life[edit | edit source]
Pa Griff frequently divorces and remarries Ma Griff, most likely as a means of not being unfaithful while having sex with his son.
James' dad made an OKCupid account in mid-2012 where he emphasized his being a father of two and his "cheekiness." The account was banned after a couple of days.
Pa Griff frequently consults this book
Quotes[edit | edit source]
"aOH hello james"
"i used to be father of two now motherfucker i'm the father of you" - james' dad to Alf in their rap battle
"god forgive ME" (james' dad before giving james his first lesson in daddy blowjobs 101 at griffwood college)
"oh my god i lost" (james' dad after challening james to mario kart to see who's the FASTest and losing after picking bowser)
"shred my dick skin" (james' dad when receiving a teeth job from james)
